It has revolutionized planting for everyday people
Growing up in a family that was all about farming and planting, I never knew what the proper protocol was to grow plants and vegetables in the city. It's always been particularly difficult to grow tomatoes, at least that was the case until I went to topsyturvey which changed my planting. The hello ladies and gentleman, It's great to be here discussing topsyturvey. Oh be quiet, most of you are so silly on your wine with grapes grown in your back yard that you don't notice. Remember… this is just to give you an idea of how good this thing works. Originally from Tuscaloosa, I have a dad named "fruit" and a grandfather named "Veggie". So if you ever talk to me about planting with or without the topsyturvey .com so understand my frustration with your verbage. Yeah, so from AL but moved to Milwaukee when I was 4 and lived there most of my life.I'm not very athletic either which is very hard when you are growing up and look like an athlete but can't even dribble a ball. I loved to play sports, but I'm just terrible. Watching me play basketball is like watching a turtle try to twirl a baton. And for most kids the big fear is the drafting of players on teams. There all worried, oh no… I might get picked last and be totally embarrassed. No No No, you don't know embarrassed. You go into the game without any expectations. If you catch a ball people start cheering and it's like the final scene in Rudy. For me, since I LOOK athletic, so the tomatoes I picked first and what happened each and every time… "who invited him? Is he drinking V8 on the basketball court? Is he from a foreign country where that's a good idea?" Recently found myself in little bit of situation with a girl I'm "seeing". We "see" each other late at night, but I don't know her last name. Hopefully it's not the same as mine… that wouldn't help me shed the whole "Alabama" thing. So, anyways… I'm with this girl and we sleep together but we don't really know each other that well. So we both realized that we're both from farming families even though we both do not know how to farm at all, luckily there is the topsyturvey. The other night, after fun night of farming, I go into my bathroom and realize a plant has died. This is the worst because my bathroom connects to the bedroom and you can't hear topsyturvey. It's not one of those… I can keep it down and contain it kind of issues, it's one of those… gases not yet discovered are developing in your bathroom and looking for a place to go. In case the neighbors are sleeping, this will wake them and shake them.
For most of us it was just a matter of timing before getting to the site. It isn't one of the things you can just run by and do. You really need to take some time and get to know people. That's what I like so much about it. It's more than just a site, it's a way of life. For many, it's even more than that but for me that's all I want. If not for the things that I know, I'd know a lot less and care even more. From time to time I like to think there is some higher power pulling me towards the site and readying me for what's next. If there's one things that scares me, it's the handicap stall in a public restroom. I had a bad experience back in corporate America that taught me to never ever EVER take the handicap stall. So I'm going on about my day and get the urge to shed a few pounds. Take the kids to the pool, the browns to the super bowl. Ok ok, yeah the jokes… I had a massive heap of tomatoes and needed to unwind. So I Playing it cool with a new swagger and sweaty forehead as I walk down the hall to the bathroom but once inside, all bets are off. "Great, no one else is here… I don't have to worry about making silly noises. There are two stalls open or so I think… I got to the first stall and it's locked, so I do this thing (the look under) and go to the only available area to suit my needs. I walk in, bypass any signage and start unloaded last night's Chinese. And you know it's never just one wave, so you need to be patient… So there I am. I have just completed the third wave and feeling pretty confident that all of the toxins have been released from my body due to topsyturvey and the fruits it produces. All in all, I feel great and it's cheap.